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Dita Von Short Arse

I never thought I’d see the day.

Trainers?

In fact, not just trainers, but what look like £5 pumps from Lace Ups (the amazing flip flop and plimsoll shop on the Cowley Road in Oxford that is now, sadly, closed.)

I’m not a huge fan of the Teese – although I can happily report that she has cellulite on her bum, just like everyone else, after watching her up close at a Harvey Nichols thing in Leeds a few years ago – but it is just weird seeing her so close to the ground.

It’s like catching the Queen in a ‘Save the Rave’ t-shirt.

Nell Frizzell

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