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Monthly Archives: October 2009

“I’m just trying to hold on to my integrity”… An Interview with Richard Kelly

This is an interview I did a while ago for Little White Lies. It should be coming out in their new issue, so be sure to get yourself a hard copy.

When it comes to second album syndrome, few come trickier than Richard Kelly’s follow up to the unexpectedly enormous Donnie Darko. At the age of [...]

By the Skin of My Teeth

Let’s be honest, baby rabbits are ugly. Squeaking, myopic, ugly and pointless. I also find it very hard to work up any kind of affection or sympathy for minks (all teeth and arsehole), foxes or goats (weird eyes, cloven hooves).
But, much as I wouldn’t want to play with these hairy little creatures – let alone [...]

He’s Not Human, He’s Like A Piece of Iron

A quick piece for Little White Lies

Nell Frizzell on when boxing films become boxing matches
As any Warhol fan who has a can of tomato soup for lunch knows, life can often follow art. So, I ask you, where the hell is David ‘The Hayemaker’ Haye going to get hold of a big old sack of [...]

The Wonder of Lumber

This is my latest piece for director-e.com

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars.
So sang Monty Python in 1969, and so I am singing today. For, never has a simple satirical lyric so encapsulated the love affair between fashion and function. And [...]

Gray's Antiques

This is  a short piece I wrote for TheLondonWord’s shopping section. Proof, yet again, that I will do anything for the offer of free cake.

To celebrate its Saturday openings Nell Frizzell treated herself to a little antique elegance at Grays
You could forgive the antique dealers of Grays for being more than mildly peeved to have [...]

Et Tu, Trotsky?

Every so often fashion likes to throw up some unlikely heroes. I mean, who would have thought that the humble condom would prove such sartorial inspiration for the body-con generation. Or that chastity belts would rise again, in the form of shoes. And if you’d told me ten years ago that we were all going [...]

Do It On Ebay

Ebay is a window in to the soul of every pervert, miser, exhibitionist and criminal in Britain, if not the world.
From leather-clad mums to mantelpieces covered in dildos, you can find every nook and cranny of secondhand eccentricity in an eBay photo.
Of course, you expect a certain amount of filth when searching ‘PVC catsuit’ or [...]

The Way We Were

Facebook R.I.P

I wrote this for Vice, so please don’t be offended.
The delivery may be flippant, but the subject matter is genuine.

Do you remember the first time you read on Facebook that a friend had died? Or you read on Myspace that someone from school had committed suicide?
Forget teleporting, hoverboards and robot cooks – discovering death on [...]

Nineteen Female Palestinian Prisoners

After watching and listening to three news reports about the newly-released video of Sergeant Gilat Schalit I am yet to hear anything about these ‘nineteen female Palestinian prisoners’ released in return.
We are given all sorts of information about Sergeant Gilat Schalit; his age, where he was captured, who by, how he looked, how long he [...]